WEB ENTRIES.

In case you can't read my handwriting..

Here are some transcripts:

(I rewrote both of these entries a little, the original writing was kinddd of filled with spelling mistakes.)

ENTRY #30: Look at this monster!

Okay, so this total beast showed up in our yard. I fed it some cheese and it friggin unhinged its jaw! Or, something...

Cool, but gross.

It was kinda sweet, I wish I got a picture.

ENTRY #29: Festerbugs..

That's what I call these spawns of SATAN, stupid little pieces of shit that get in your walls and PISS IN YOUR CEREAL!!!!

(To add some context, these things were living in our walls for about a month. Worst fucking month of my life.)

WEB ENTRY #1, CON'T.

Now that that's out of the way, I can talk about what I came here to. So, a ''buisnessman'' walked up to my house today. "What's a buisnessman Raven?", is probably what you just asked me. Well, you see...

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!

Yeah, right fucking there. At my doorstep, one of these fuckers just showed up like they owned the place! He had a cig in his hand, and was smoking and PUFFING IT INTO MY FACE! He was talking about some insurance that I didn't want. I was lucky that Pa and Romeo showed up before he tried making some sort of deal with me. From everything I've gathered, THESE guys like to prey on the poor and sell them stuff they dont need. You know what I think? That these things control most companies, and nobody even knows it!

Anyways...

That's all she wrote, I guess. If I find out more about these guys, I'll update this entry.

UNTIL NEXT TIME.

Anyways, here's the deal!

Basically, me and my brother went out cryptid hunting last night, and we found a nest of festerbugs! Pretty cool, right?

They screeched at us and tried attacking our feet, but my brother tried negotiating with them. And then when they didn't listen to him, he totally took all of them out! It was SUPER fuckin' sick.

But other than that...

Maybe this is just superstition, but something really big is coming. I just have a feeling, all these cryptid sightings have gotten even MORE frequent than usual..

But that's all for now.

(Another short entry, by the way.)

I caught my bully ghost-hunting???

So, a little bit of a backstory here...I've been bullied by this guy for a bit now. And when I was out in the woods looking for cryptids, he was there??? I don't think he saw me, but he was wearing GOGGLES and he had a whole ghost-hunting kit! How come *he* calls me a nerd, but he was looking for ghosts in the most doofy outfit I've ever frickin' seen???

He looked like a total dweeb. Romeo wasn't up for hunting today, so I've got pretty much NO proof that this really happened. But once I see him at school next week, I'm TOTALLY bringing this up. I can't wait to see the look on that losers face.

Short entry for now. Romeo nearly got in a fight with Percy and I overhead someone call me a [ ]. Hopefully next entry will be a bigger one.

But, hey! On the bright-side, it's the weekend.

I had gone on another regular cryptid hunt with Romeo, but this time we brought along Javi. Apparently Percy was too, and he found a bracelet in his cave that gave him..cryptid powers??? More specifically, Yo-kai. He was really fast, and he saved Javi from getting eaten by some monster. The reason *I* wasn't over there is because when me, Javi, and Romeo first got to the forest, we had been all together. But I heard a noise and split off from them. (And again, I learned later that Percy was in another part of the forest, which is how he saved Javi.)

While I was all alone, a meteor came from the sky that was had some sort of black goo in it, it wrapped around my wrist and turned into this...gauntlet?? That let *ME* transform into cryptids! I was some, crystal, redirecty, guy...

Some wolf cryptid was apparently hunting down the gauntlet, and was the one who sent Percy to the forest to go get that bracelet. And he attacked both of us! I forgot what he looks like so I can't really draw it right now, if I remember I'll add it here.

But after I helped Percy kick his ass, Romeo came out from a deeper part of the forest transformed into some weird bone monster. It was...

Scary. Really really scary. And Percy barely won in a fight against him, (he used some sort of power to trap me in this...bone cage???). I don't know, everything was happening super fast.

That's all for now, if I learn more about all these powers and new cryptids I'll SURELY make entrys about them.